Piranha
Thomas Sayre

I've been trying to love you baby
but you take my heart and run
I've been trying to sweeten you right
but you're always having your fun

I've been a faithful lover, babe
But you think I'm playing around
why do you scowl and piss and moan
with that hateful look in your eyes

Chorus
You put piranha in my bathtub, babe
snakes all down my shoes
you let my alligator slither
on the shiny kitchen floor
I'm hung up on you baby
But you just don't treat your daddy right

Now I've been chang'n diapers, babe
While you're having your bouffant done
I've been cleaning the shower stall
While your tanning yourself in the sun. 

I've been driving the soccer van 
While your watching the world at turns. 
Why do you leave at 8:00
With those eyes that make me burn.